There was a young man named Kite,
over whom many women did fight.
Little did they know,
that their favoured beau
turned into a vampire at night.
(I hope that brought a smile to your lips. Here's another...)
There was this postman from Dale,
who pocketed money that came in the mail.
He couldn't keep it up for long.
After all, it was so wrong,
and he finally found himself in jail.
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